Well I had quite the nice weekend I finally got out to see Shutter Island....
I Love seeing any suspense/Horror/Creepy movie that comes out. I not only enjoyed this movie but I snuck in a 5 Guys burger : Double Bacon Cheeseburger with Onions,Green peppers, BBQ sauce and Lettuce... Yea I'm that guy.... The beautiful women that went to see this with me (will remain anonymous) was horrified by the ending sequence and visibly shaken after it and I can understand why. So sensitive people be warned. The movie was not really scary but the atmosphere was great and so was the suspense and the acting was great from the entire cast... I recommend this for just about anyone ...
So I have been having some remodeling done on my house and am in the process of having a new exterior door placed in the garage leading to my huge back yard for my Giant Dogs to use so they stop tracking dirt through my living room. I've already met with several contractors and picked the one I like and got my quote and now all I need to do is get the door from Lowe's.... This I thought would be the easy part.... I was wrong...I know everything that I need and want from them as my contractor sat down and made a list with me so there would be no confusion. ..... So I show up at Lowe's at 6:30 PM last night....And I go straight to the door section and ring the bell for assistance....10 minutes and nothing.....Ring it again....10 more minutes...During this time I've already picked my door and knob and lock and swing...Ring the bell....Nothing....This time i hit the button so hard it stuck and was now going off every 5 seconds....I'm not going to lie it was pretty annoying but it made me feel better With the electronic women going off every 5 seconds to soothe my rage. Then I see random Lowe's associates passing the aisle to see what kind of colossal moron would be playing with there precious button... Finally a manager walks down the aisle with a goon in tow... I'm looking rather dapper in my Army PT shirt, Cut off Khaki shorts (You like it Brian) Unkempt goatee and Alabama hat (#1 all year RTR!!!) So he ask me what I need... First thing out of my mouth "Joe your button is broken and it's annoying the shit out of me...Where have you been?" His puzzled look says it all... I can tell i wouldn't be dealing with sharpest tool in the Lowe's shed... He ask me to sit at the Doors ordering desk and he will get my needs taken care of.....So I sit and I sit.....Sit some more....Sit some ....More. 20 minutes pass and when you're already pissed and have been there 40 minutes it seems like 2 hours...Now I'm pissed... So I decide to leave....but first I have a plan... I go back to the Restroom area where the offices are and sure enough they have a picture of the store manager and regional manager... I jot down there names and phone numbers just so i can call and hopefully get money off of my door... Then I head toward the entrance and what do I see??? My once thought savior JOE!!! Sitting on his ass laughing it up and having a good time enjoying his cool refreshing Mellow Yellow...I'm thinking..."Wow you don't see a lot of Mellow Yellow anymore." And "that jerk!!!" So I walk up to him and Say "Paul Seekers (Store Manager) is a personal friend of mine so expect a phone call from him tonight." He looked a little stunned and stammered something inaudible a little before I managed to shoot a nice "Thanks Ass hole." in his direction as I leave. So now I am in negotiations on a discount for my new door....The Moral of the story is... If you go to the Lowe's on Clemson road don't believe anything Joe says....He's full of shit......
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I'm a huge mark for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.... I love the guy... I follow him on twitter and DVR every show.... These are two of my favorite series of skits that they do on his show... Take a minute and check them out you won't regret it at all... and if you can Check his show out...either DVR it or stay up late... But I'm to old and get up to early so I DVR it....
Shout outs: Nick for being the first (and only) person to leave a comment.... After some feed back I decided to get away from my Redskins worship and cover other things. Since I have decided to make this biweekly I will ramble about goings on with me and some complete randomness and then wrap up the week with a sports focus...I'm not Peter King and my resources aren't as vast..
Meg Norlund: For being one of the most talented writers I have ever had the privilege to meet and read some of her talented work... She also has a blog http://www.meagannorlund.blogspot.com/........... So check it out... The girl has talent
Brian: Say hi to Carmen for me.... ;)
Lil Brian: Stop sticking your hand down the front of your diaper
I'm out!!!!
